the ability to lick your own crotch

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The power to walk through the opened doors

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to speak in text globes.

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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The power to have no powers.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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the power to sit down in mid air

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the ability to think you can fly

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to go into a coma

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!