The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The power to have no powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!