The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The ability to goatse instantly

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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the power to say i can bend you

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!