The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to annoy people everyday.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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the ability to be tied to train tracks

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The power to be born again

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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the power to shit brix

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!