The power to buy free things.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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the ability to steal oxygen

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to have sex with yourself.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to make the air stink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!