the power to see through windows.;.

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to punch that like button

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!