The power to take huge shits at will.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to predict the past.

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!