The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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The ability autotune text.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to pee out blood at will

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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the ability to become black.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!