the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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the power to talk backwards

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The ability to die at will.

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The Power of double posting.

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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the power to fire my lazer

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!