The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to die at will.

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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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The power of night-blindness.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!