The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

The power to lick anything except pussy.

the power to control nothing

The power to die at will.

The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

The power of walking on land

The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

The power.

The power of immortality while suicidal.

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

the ability to do absolutely nothing

The power of Being stupid

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The power to run faster than you walk.

Power to not Sleep during Finals.

the power to see through water.

The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

The power to not have a power.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!