The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to die at will.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

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The power of walking on land

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power of Being stupid

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to run faster than you walk.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the power to see through water.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to not have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!