The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to see through glass

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The ability to to remove any organs.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to speak in braille...

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to...lick you're nose

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!