The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to turn things in to wood

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to write pointless power.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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ability to find good woman drivers

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!