The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

The power to have the aim of Torres

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The power to not have a power.

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

The power to trespass walls but only half their thickness.

the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to taste the air.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

the ability to think of pointless superpowers

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!