the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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the power to become pointless

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to talk to money.

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!