the power to poo pineapples

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to pee backwards.

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The power to procrast ....

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The power to fart snot

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to piss people off.

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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the ability to see fairy's

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!