The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

the ability to die without any control

The Power to fart glitter

The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

The ability to read braile.

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

The power to learn only at school.

The power to taste the food you deficate

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

The power to fly 1 centimeter off the ground

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

The power to sweeten sugar

The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served

The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!