The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The ability to read braile.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the ability to die without any control

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to fly 1 centimeter off the ground

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!