The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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the ability to jump like a white man

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to be half invisible

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!