The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The ability to to remove any organs.

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The power to see through glass

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to see in black and white.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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the power to animate condiments

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!