The power to know where Waldo is

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!