The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The ability to attract black people.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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Power to not have any power.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to not have any powers

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!