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The power to eat your own face.

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!