the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

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The power to die when you get scared.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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the ability to hear yourself think

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The power to predict the past

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to divide by 0

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!