The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to become helpless at will.

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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penis

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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The power to slip on anything.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power of love

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!