The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!