The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to be your self

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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Poop

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!