The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to go blind at will.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!