The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to die and get away with it

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the power to kill yourself

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to die in one second

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!