the ability to enjoy school

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to fart at will.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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Melting

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to speak in morse code

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i like pie.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!