The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The Power to die at will

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to speak braille

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!