The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to see into the present

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to read

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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Death at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!