the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to not watch south park

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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Retractable teeth

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!