The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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Black power

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to be born.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to write about power.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!