The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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the ability to die without any control

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!