The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!