The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to bleed

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!