the power to be justin bieber

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to fly....underwater

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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the power to poop pee

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!