The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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the power to shit cellulose

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the power to shit cellulose

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the ability to think you can fly

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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Turning wine into water.

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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the abillity to fart at will

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!