The power to make my mom shout at me

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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the power to hate disney stars

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!