The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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the ability to burn in hell

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

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The power to speak in text globes.

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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the power to say you have no power

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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The power to sneeze backwards

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

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the power to see the present

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!