the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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the power to dance in the dark

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!