the power to shit brixs!

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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penis

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to read

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!