the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The power to have no powers.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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the power to predict the past

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!