The power to fart at will.

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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power to have no power at all

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown

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the power to dance in the dark

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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The power to cry lava.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ability to piss flames.

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The power to grow cancer cells

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the power to say i can bend you

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the power to be random edhvaidfhviqeadhvkfdghiABJDISLJABDIFSJNAKNGREAAN EFBADVBNSJVNCJBV XJDBV`DNCI`DNVINBAID

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!