Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to annoy people everyday.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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blindness

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the ability to be tied to train tracks

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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the power to shit brix

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!