the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The Power of double posting.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to buy free things.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!