The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!