Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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The ability autotune text.

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The power to eat your own face.

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The power to pee out blood at will

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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the ability to become black.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!