The power to die at any moment you want.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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the power to become pointless

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to talk to money.

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!