The power to have children at will.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

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The power to run faster than you walk.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to taste the air.

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The power to trespass walls but only half their thickness.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!