The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to die at will.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The ability to attract black people.

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The power of walking on land

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power of Being stupid

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the power to see through water.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!