the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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THe power too spel.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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the ability to die without any control

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to learn only at school.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!