- Pointless Super Powers

The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

The power to write pointless power.

The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

The Power the run away when there is a crime

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to never finish your sente

The power to swallow chewed up food.

The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

The power to create tree sap.

The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

Power to not have any power.

The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

the power to fart out of your penis

The power to not have any powers

The ability to see through invisibility.

the ability to turn into random hats

being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

The power to communicate with earthworms.

The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.

the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!